A Day in the Life of the Twilight Obsessed
In the morning I wake up at 6:30 AM. I pull back my Twilight comforter and glance around my room and see Edward Cullen posters plastering the walls like wallpaper; any Jacob Black in the posters have been severally colored on. I’m a firm believer in Team Edward and hate anything pertaining to or relating to Jacob Black. I take a shower and get dressed in jeans, a plaid shirt, and a brown bomber. I go downstairs and pour my cereal into my New Moon bowl, Eat that Jacob, I think to myself before digging in, making sure to hit the bottom of my bowl with undue force. I grab my backpack, a messenger bag, covered in Twilight buttons and filled with binders covered in color coded Twilight, New Moon, Eclispe, and Breaking Dawn quotes.
I am not Twilight obsessed.
I go to my first period class, Intro to Art, and draw Twilight related pictures for our assignment. During my free period, second, I check my Twilight Twitter Role Playing Group on my iTouch, I show my Team Jacob friend my list of 25 reasons why Jacob sucks, and work on my Twilight fanfiction. Third period Spanish 3 comes and goes and I work on my fanfiction, while playing my Twilight DS game, my teacher doesn’t notice.
I have Geometry fourth period, I pull out my Twilight pencil pouch and retrieve my Twilight mechanical pencil. I grab my calculator, equipped with a New Moon cover, out of my backpack.
“Hello Jacob.” I mutter, while smirking, at my calculator. The girl next to me rolls her eyes and looks at me like I’m crazy; I ignore her, I’m used to those looks. I named my calculator Jacob because my calculator is a tool and Jacob is a tool.
After class I go to lunch, I take my backpack with me as I go in line and buy lemonade, pizza, and an apple. I look around the Sophomore section before sitting down with people that I’m kind of friends with. I pull out my Twilight lunchbox and drink the soda and eat the cupcake inside.
After lunch I go to room 113 for fifth period English. I turn in my essay, in my essay I tie Greek Mythology and Twilight together. Today we go to the library and check out Things Fall Apart. My teacher starts to lecture us about Africa and Okonkwo.
I see my Team Jacob friend as I leave the room to go to my sixth period history class. During World History we take notes on the Renaissance. I write down the notes and wonder what Carlisle thought about the changes he lived through.
I have a terrible teacher for seventh period Biology. All we do in class is take notes, get lectured, or do labs. I always look around expectantly when I walk in the door and when the door opens to let someone in. I’m also constantly ready to shove my partner out of her seat; I’ve already pushed her out of her seat a few times during a false alarm. Hopefully Edward will transfer to my school a few hours away from Forks. He can sit next to me in Biology. Biology seems the place to meet a vampire; I plan on taking Biology for the rest of my high school career… unless I meet Edward before that. I sigh as I pull out my Jacob Black pencil and eraser. I smile malevolently as I use the tool to take my boring notes, I also doodle pictures of Edward on my notes.
On the bus ride home I pull out my iPod and put my headphones, covered with pictures of headphones, in my ears and listen to the Twilight and New Moon soundtracks all the way home.
I am not Twilight obsessed.
At home my life revolves around homework, Twilight, twitter, Twilight, facebook, Twilight, taking pictures of myself, and Twilight. I fall asleep and dream of Twilight, getting rid of Jacob Black, and marrying Edward.
I know for a fact that I never have been and never will be obsessed with the Twilight: Saga.
I’m not condeming people who are considered Twi-Hards or even twilight fans. I’m a Twilight fan, this was just something that I felt like writing. I had an inspiration and acted on it. I am not trying to be mean to people who are obsessed with Twilight or condemn them.
Ta for now
Ele
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